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Freelance Berzerker- 07-27-2006

In short, it blocks all damage.

blob- 07-28-2006

ah ok.

Freelance Berzerker- 07-28-2006

I was pretty stoked about finding 2 Neerc Se-Ulbs in the same game. But now that I've found out what horrible blockers they are, I'm gonna' switch to another weapon combo. Maybe Justifier/Mjolak.

Atomic- 07-28-2006

What kind of steroids are you on to be using Justifier AND Mjolak?

Somagu- 07-28-2006

He may as well be on steroids, cause that's pretty much what abusing your stats does, not only does it buff you up to near gamebreaking abilities, it doesn't allow you the full experience of being slaughtered endlessly in no doubt humorous ways.

Freelance Berzerker- 07-29-2006

No ommel-steroids, though that may sound surprising. I used the completely natural method of passive-blocking (see my other threads on this subject). It's more akin to spending 12 hours a day in the gym. Not unrealistic mind you. Bruce Lee spent 14 hours working out every day and he was all natural.

dalboz- 07-29-2006

and he died when he was just 32 years old. now what does that mean...?

Freelance Berzerker- 07-29-2006

It means if you apply IVAN-like training methods to real-life you burn twice as bright but live half as long.

blob- 07-29-2006

You live your life ivan style, its all normal that you get a violent road to death too. All logical.

Freelance Berzerker- 07-29-2006

Yep.

chaostrom- 07-30-2006

:lol: Living the IVAN life, lol.

Freelance Berzerker- 07-30-2006

Time to connect them electrodes to me chest and do the equivalent of 300 push-ups a minutes for hours on end, eh? Bruce Lee was awesome. One time they measure the force exerted by the 2 inches of his biggest two knuckles and it came to 2,000 pounds per square inch. That would cut a man in half.

dalboz- 07-30-2006

face it, if he had blades attached to his knuckles, he could pass off as Wolverine. or Freddy.

Freelance Berzerker- 07-30-2006

Have you ever seen some of the documentaries on Bruce Lee? There are quite a few of them now. One clip showed him doing three kicks after jumping HIGH into the air. It wasn't one of those clip-one-guy-and-then-use-the-rebound-to-hit-another type Taekwondo moves but just pure rapid-ass waist pivots in mid-air. Then there was one where he decided a football tackle dummy was "too light" and filled it with steel sand. He gave it his hardest punch and it swung 90 degrees, then he kicked it and it smacked the ceiling, HARD. People who talk shit about Lee nowadays seem to forget that he wiped the ground with boxers, wrestlers and all other comers before he was even famous. He wanted to prove the primacy of Chinese kung-fu.

blob- 07-30-2006

This guy was the living, perfect street fighter character. Some powerful fusion between chun-li and ryu.

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