I think whoever has code access to these forums should add in a hack so that all users named "SquashMonster" get triple their actual post count where it displays post count. Because, seriously. My posts thrice as good as all of yours.

This isn't to say that all of your posts are bad, of course. You're all actually pretty interesting. Or, by internet standards, so intelligent that you're verging on becomming beings of pure energy. The reasons my posts are so much better is because my posts just rock. They exude an aura of rock. Basalt, I think.

Limestone for my posts.......

I'm all about the citrine. See, it heals. For some bizzare reason.

^Stolen. =x My topics reek of ommel sweat and urine. Good times...Good times. And how the hell is Atomic beating me by ~.10 posts per day? Wtf I say!

Because I am God and you are an ant. You stupid ph007. And I don't care what you say because JESUS LOVES ME!

Ever been to alt.non.sequitur?

No. But I think Jesus actually hates me, because I just said I was his daddy. That's right... who's yo daddy! I'M yo daddy!

If it makes you feel any better, I've been known to reply when people say "Oh God."

I don't know any Jesus. Is he from south-america or somewhere??

Dude, I'm still laughing at your hat........... :D

Yeah. What do you think people do on the streets? Well here in Finland they mostly don't even look at me (exept secretly they look at me because it's embarrasing to look at other people in here) and if someone looks at me, he/she stares me like I would have a super-man costume on me and I would be driving a pink car or something. But some sure first look at me and then start grining and laughing (and pointing?), yeah, this sure is a great hat :) (And yes, I wear it on public, every day if there is snow on the ground (because if there isn't snow, it's not winter)) (and thank you The Great One Who Has My Poem As Signature, I love you and I want to marry you (but not really, you pervert))

You may have more posts than me, folks, but i set the record, over 50 on my first day :P :lol:

I don't know any Jesus. Is he from south-america or somewhere?? Probably they have exchanged their real names with private messages or IRC or something, and one of them is named Jesus. I don't know who, though. Looks to be a Spanish name.

Jeez, us? Jeez, who'd call us mexican? (exept any mexican forum-goers;))