CO-OPERATIVE FAN-FIC

It means posting in an old thread to bump it up to the top of the list, generally frowned upon by angry admins and arsey people like me. Even more so frowned upon by me, is ressurection of a thread, which is pretty much bumping, cept, in REALLY old threads, that are LONG gone, the last post may have been a year ago, and then some clueless noob posts in it, thinking stuff is still happenening, I suppose the same could be said for old stickies, but I'm just anal about everything, like people arranging stuff on my desk, I like knowing where my things are, damnit! (In a disorderly pile that I made!)

Thanks for the info. But what if you have a poster who wants to talk about lesbian suicide dwarves, and a thread from 2 years ago already exists? Should he start a brand, spanking new post on lesbian suicide dwarves, or continue an old thread which has already broached the topic? BTW, I've heard the word "bump" used in netspeak for years, just never thought to ask. Thanks.

I haven't been over this specifically with you, but, as Qalnor (one of the more annoying people we've dealt with) has stated that we flame for bumping old posts, and flame for creating a new topic about it. I try to stay out of matters like that, but hey. Anyways, sorry, can't help you on that matter, best wait for an admin to show up.

Hmm... A rather ambiguous reply. Most of the other forums I participate in encourage posters to search for something they want to talk about first, and if such a thread exists, to post to said thread. Oh well... I figure as long conversation is stimulated, things are going well.

Thank you freelance and battleguy :) Im quite a slow drawer. It took me like 15 minutes for the " me <3 scalps" orc ( 10 minutes in the subway, 5 to finish at lunchbreak ). For mirthful's thought i screw up the first time when going to work in the subway and drew it with pencil when back from work in the sub. took like 20 min + 15 min to draw one the pencil with a black pen + good 1 hour for colours & shadows. Good thing that you made backup. I always forget to sign my drawings. But on the net i really should , i guess. I ll add it this evening. thanks :) Im not sure to understand what you mean about posting the pictures in another OT, but basically yes, you can freely download these ( once i ll have add my sig maybe ) and put them wherever you want. EVEN PRINT THEM AND STICK THEM ALL OVER YOUR WALLS ! And dedicate a cult to blob too. "A sketch of Chad swinging Mirthful's bladed crutch into the back of a orc would be priceless." hehe a bit complicated. :P action scene are tough to draw. Its been a while since im supposed to draw ivan's main characters, and guess what ? I think i'll start with the sexy raxy huhuhu >:j

We should really get back into the story insted of all these posts The sight of the big plant had gave him a burst of near super human strength, he charged into the plants, crushing all six plants (and nearly Mirthful) with one mighty charge. He yelled to Mirthful"Ohmygodbigplantlittleplantsohmygodbigreallybigmirthfulhelpbigohmygodplant!!!" Mirthful only said one word "where."

But 12 more plants which suddenly surrounded the two prevented the question from losing its validity. "Damnit, Chad! This always happens when you're around! If you had just rested a bit more, we would've had nice palimpset music and orc remants to enjoy! And...Gwarrrrrffffffff!" A plant bit Mirthful right in the mouth, shutting him up. Chad continued to swing, but his superhuman burst had exhausted him, and he was panting hard. The plants were quite energetic though, and soon bloodied the pair, turning them into what looked like watermelons turned inside out. It seems that the discovery of the mother plant by intruders had become known to all her children. They attacked much more in sync than before, and with PURPOSE. Two plants for both Chad and Mirthful bit them by in the legs, flipped them upside down, and let the remaining ten plants wreak havoc upon their upper torsos (which were upside down). Mirthful regained his powers of speech. "Me strength gained from orc flesh now sapping away... So far away... ArggghhhHH!"

There's some gristle for you to work with for awhile.

=D Your challenge has been accepted. OT stands for off topic, as battleguy said. I think I started this trend... It's good to separate the story and off story parts from each others. Not that it'd be easy to mix those two anyway, but... Chad was furiously swinging his sword to protect himself, but the hits all the other plants landed on him made him lose the focus all the time and he hit nothing. Mirthful was swearing hard and making a good riddance of the second of his enemies - but with 4 more in his current condition it was a hopeless battle. Chad started to pray, that was the only thing he could think of at the moment. "Good -ouch- lord, the -uuf- allm- -oomphh- allmighty Leg-iiaauu!-fer! I kneel -oomph- before youuf to beg for -aaargh!" He passed away at the critical moment of asking for help. Mirthful cursed twice as much as before, and the plants paused for a momen in awe of his talkers skills. Mirthful had just the time to finish Chad's prayer. "HELP US!" he shouted, with all the power of his lungs. Legifer answered with a big boom. It tore the walls apart, made part of the roof collapse and toasted a few plants. The plant that was holding Chad upside down was torn to bits, and Chad was sent flying. He crashed into two killerplants on the way, snapping them in two and killing them. Then he landed 20 meters away, and the remaining plants that had been pressurizing him were buried under the rocks and rubble that fell from the collapsing roof. Mirthful didn't see him any more, and the tunnel was completely blocked. He shouted "Chad ya cowaard!" and turned to the remaining two plants. Chad woke up ten minutes later, his steel leg even more scratched than before, and all of his limbs sore and numb and the whole man was bleeding from every imaginable place. He had lost a lot of blood which made his mind fuzzy, his lantern had broken from the force of the explosion, he couldn't but crawl forward and he was alone. "Great, this is a good place to panic." he thought. And so he did. Chad's condition: - All not good and unusable * Has chipped meteoric steel leg * PANIIC! - Knows * Loricatus * Legifer (recently prayed to) - Inventory: * An iron Pick Axe * A broken bottle * Ommel hair belt * Various valuable items - Wielding: * Leather boots, gloves (+2), armour (broken) * Iron helmet * a Hardened leather belt of carrying +1 (broken) * An iron short sword +1

The explosion had mainly affected the plants assaulting Chad. Mirthful thought this was reasonable, since he had only issued about 10% of the total prayer, although from his point of view the ending was the most significant part. Irregardless of this, the plants continued their onslaught. The blast had slightly weakened the jaw of the planting holding him, so Mirthful took this opportunity to cut up its up with a two-handed slash. As he somersaulted to his feet he performed a doubled x-slash to the right and left, eliminating 2 more plants. The rest, having been weakened, he made short shrift off. He and Chad were separated once again. But he knew Chad was alive. Mirthful put his ear to the collapsed stones, and could faintly heart a muffled "Arrggggggh! Argggggggh!" That was Chad allright. In some respects Chad was even worse than the orcs. When he got like this, he issued not 4 but only 1 word. A society of panicked Chads was indeed a fearsome thought. Mirthful shivered and quickly quelled this errant though, lest it suddenly become true through some quirk of random wish-fulfilling alternate-reality magic.

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