Funny quotes (terrible spoiler!)
Here are the quotes which I have written down. Any others?: Male Tourist (friendly): "I presume you backward aborigines still boil people alive and eat them. Any chance of me seeing a young, gorgeous maiden facing this horrible destiny? Just for cultural education, you know." Female Tourist (hostile): "Help! A horribly hideous cannibal aborigine wants to capture me, hit me in the head with his club, drag me into a smelly sinister cave and mate with me!" Child Tourist (friendly): "I wanna see you sacrifice someone to tree gods!!!" New Attnamese female slave (liberated): "Our hero!" The female servant shouts as she hugs you. "Aargh! Go away, you're all sweaty and bloody!" Kaethos (friendly): "I remember still clearly when we first found you in the jungle. You were five and had seemingly been raised by hippos since birth." Kaethos (hostile): "I knew those hippos couldn't raise anything decent!" Guards (hostile): "A fair trial? Hah! Prepare to be executed!" Richel Decos (hostile): "Die you communist pig!" Ivan (hostile): "You capitalist! Lenin want Ivan kill capitalists!" Hunter (friendly): "Bears, ogres, slaves, farmers... Ah, there's so much to hunt here!" Housewife (friendly): "Wolves ate my seventh daughter last week. Damn. It'll take eight years to produce an equally good replacement worker." Petrus's wife (friendly): "Being one of six wives is a dream job. Pay is good and you only have to work about one night a week!" Dolphin (hostile): The female dolphin in season peeps diabolically to you. Mistress (friendly): "Ever participated in the weekly orgy at Nefas's High Temple? I guess not. You wouldn't have survived." Skunk (friendly): The big skunk discusses philosophy with you. Skeleton (friendly): Xinroch the skeleton warlord sings: "Leg bone is connected to the hib bone, hib bone is connected to the rib bone..." Veteran Kamikaze Dwarf (friendly): "The commander gave me too few explosives! It wasn't my fault!" Enner Beast (friendly): "I only want to talk but everyone is rude and dies when I try." Elpuri (hostile): Elpuri the Master Dark Frog roars horribly: "DiE hUmAn!!" Oree (hostile): Oree the blood daemon king laughs: "No time for small talk. Time to drink blood!" Dark knight: (His left leg is severed off!) The veteran dark knight states calmly: "'Tis but a scratch." "You critically bite Huang Ming Pong the sumo wrestler in the groin!" (You win!)

Nice. Petrus' wife, the Dark Knight, and that last one were hilarious.

@Tentacle: Or this and MI2 could both be referencing the famous song "Dry Bones".

Guest that was kinda meshing 2 sayings together...so it doesn't count. :P

"20:40 The adult male carnivorous mutant bunny and the adult female carnivorous mutant bunny seem to have much fun together. 20:40 A young male carnivorous mutant bunny is born. 20:40 The adult female carnivorous mutant bunny loses consciousness. 20:40 The adult male carnivorous mutant bunny loses consciousness." "loses consciousness?" How much fun do they have???

Enough to make them pass out from satisfaction. That makes me horny... >_> <_<

Where'd you think the phrase "fuck like carnivorous mutant bunny rabbits" came into the vernacular from? Carnivorous plants?

"You begin eating the bone. You feel like a hippie." ... I don't get it.

After praying to the forbidden pleasure god (forget the name) I chatted to this lovely... erm... mistress... and got this first thing: "What? You want more Whip?"

The banana grower curses: "I hate bananas. I wish I still was a professor of the greatness of IVAN."

^ hehe "What a fine corpse of a patrol guard. I'll pay 30 gold pieces for it."

You critically hit the kobold! The kobold dies yelling like a tortured hyena. But wait, suddenly its amulet of life saving glows briefly red and disappears and it seems to be in a better shape! ...

You critically slash the kobold in the left arm! Its left arm is severed off! The kobold panics. (I'd panic too, if someone hacked off my arm with a freaking banana peel!) BANG! You zap the banana! (Uh...)

Flaming ruby sword is only 4-7 but is there any way to know how good strange stuff like stones and palm branches are? (while creating my avatar using a clone:) Aithvill the human slashes the female slave in the groin with his holy broadsword named Valpurus's Justifier covered with blood +16! The female slave dies screaming. Aithvill the human drops his flaming ruby sword covered with blood and equips a palm branch instead.

funny quotes
(after beating the sumo) Child Tourist: he's even fatter than daddy! I can't belive it! (the sumo, not me.)