"Ah! That severed head of a child tourist costs 20 gold pieces. No haggling, please." "Naixx, killed by hitting the wall due to being kicked by a banana grower encourager while unconscious in New Attnam." "You can't read." "The ghost of Wirt touches you in the groin! You are not hurt." (Yes, my first post here, though I've lurked these forums for a while. I just had to register to post this :)

Revived for it's entertainment value :D

Kenny the puppy begins eating the large ommel cerumen chest with a round lock. Kenny the puppy stops eating Suddenly Kenny the puppy looks more powerful. (Kenny's new stats Int 19, Wis 19) After chatting a lot with Kenny the puppy about bowwow roof arf and various other impressive topics he says: "Can't you understand I can't speak"

Haha that's awesome. ^^ Never thought they had taken care to change dialogues of other creatures when they grow more intelligence.

Implementing dialogues which you can give multiple answers to would be the next step.

You hit the elite dark knight in the head! His head is severed off! The elite dark knight shouts: "I'm invincible!" The elite dark knight dies without a sound. :D :lol: :D

Is that currently a dialogue that actually happens? I did see one where I decapitated a dark knight's head, it sailed through the air, and THEN it said "That's just a flesh wound!"

Yes, that's a dialogue that happens. He says he's invincible as he's punched in the head. I've still got the screenshot. Hilarious. :D Love these dark knights

I hope you all saw monty python's movie about the holy grail. Otherwise you really miss that joke :)

Gotta' watch some more Monty Python. Haven't seen any in years. I remember one where these pirates took apart ceiling fans and started using them as broadswords.

"the meaning of life " i believe.

That was the one with corporate raiders?

i dont remember. Its the one with an enormous man in a restaurant eating a lot and vomitting and eating until he explodes if i remember well.

I freaking loved that one. Afterwards a maid cleaned up all the barf and then dumped it on someone's head, right?

hmm i dont remember how but i think the waiter finishes all dripping in barf.