the human finished to put back his valpurium teeth into his mouth, roared wildly, ran , jumped and bit savagely lobh-se in the...

crotch. Lobh-se keeled over while wildly flexing its mandibles. The human said, "Hey, I didn't know spiders had crotches!" Lobh-se became enraged at this flippant rhetorical question, rallied itself, and...

urinated on...

the human. But in the pee there was the partly dissolved enner beast who...

amalgated itself with the human, thus becoming the new entity know as "enner-roller," and

(someone please continue.)

Rolled directly into a pull of a combination of Sulphuric Acid, Poison, and Acid Blood. Just then, Ivan was summoned out of thin air!

and after tripping in that same, lethal pool...

the two powerful beings merged to become a creature so powerful, that Valpurus himself cowered behind his sofa in fear.

But after pacing being his sofa for about 20 rounds, Valpurus calmed down and decided to sit (_) on his sofa and...

(Continue Please...)

Last time I checked, which was never, but it's just an assumtion, waiting a day doesn't mean it's a "legal double post," that whole thing just sounds a little.... Dumb, to me. Suddenly his sofa EXPLODED into a fluffy mess, as valupurus lost his faith in him, and decided that Petrus needed to be taken care of, so he summoned

Sherarix, who was strangely armed with two Neerc Se-ulbs. Unperturbed by her lack of whips, she started slamming the 2 ancient maces indiscriminately right and left and...

broke off her arms, for the maces were too heavy for her. (this is getting odd)

Ivan began feasting on the arms, even though Sherry was kicking at him like crazy...