so Steve the Robot broke up the fight and told them all they needed to get the rent together for Yoda. Then Jesus...

turned into The Hulk, and busted Petrus in half, but then

Petrus pulled out a pair of "expensive copies of Petrus' testicles" out of his back pocket threw them curveball style at Jesus, momentarily blinding him...

But Jesus had played baseball a lot when he was kid. And without an hesitation, he jumped... And catched them both, hard. So hard that...

It caused a shockwave, knocking Ivan out of this crazy dream, but then he discovered

that vladimir was mating with some mutant carnivorous bunnies. But when he tried to stop them it was already too late! The female bunny quickly gave birth to 3 horrible...

Sentient cheap copies of Petrus' nuts!!! These nuts soon...

Breeded EXPLOSIVELY, filling ALL OF GC with hopping cheap copies of Petrus' nuts! But then,

In an alternate universe the exact same thing happened, except that the ilk produced were hoppin'-mad expensive copies of Petrus' nuts. Right at this time, a Pure Mass of Bill's Will touched both dimensions causing both assortments of nuts to come together. As the nut-brethren battled for supremacy...

The enner-beast was about to let loose a MASSIVE-EARTH-QUAKING-HEAD-POPPING roar, when

the giant god of squirrels " Guwilrzix " entered the place, and he was a lot into that kind of "nuts"... At the same time, the nuts somehow melted together to become a giant quite-expensive-but-not-too-much copy of petrus'nuts...

just in time for Guwilrzix to take a big bite out of it, causing the giant nut to....

To roar in anger--as only a nut of its caliber--could. It was at that very moment that the nut had an epiphany: "You have an overwhelming desire to just be yourself." Armed with such knowledge, the nut turned the tables on the squirrel god and...

said, "I hate round robins!" coughed up a feather and read The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, which gave it the idea to...

Clone itself thrice, which produced three nuts of equal caliber who all were simultaneously "very sure of who they were." This caused the squirrel-god quite a bit of consternation, prompting him to pull a +5 flaming ruby halberd out of his pouch and...