"Hedgehog at nine hours my god !" said his angel general. Jesus aimed well and...

...fired! The missle flew right into the hedgehog butt, but the explosion was so big that it destroyed the universe. All of a sudden, Mirthful was born... (somehow?)

He swung left, he swung right, and eviscerated everything in sight. Hence, they dubbed him "Mirthful Eviscerator..."

...Then Mirthful went on a walk, on the way he met Bob Dole who said "Bob Dole likes hearing Bob Dole talk about...

Talk about Bob Dole, and BattleGuy watches too much Family Guy. and Somagu...

Hobnobbing it wid' da' bigwigs in da crib...

Kicked in the door to AFK-Land™ (for the tenth some time) and...

Bumped into da wanna' be rappa' Enna' Beastie. Enna' Beastie was all a pumpin' dem' wicked phat rhymes and bringin' down da' house (literally). But da banana-growin' crowd was gettin' fed up wid his destructiveness and everyone armed themselves with 2 long swords and bum-rushed da stage...

Somagu's ears were devastated over this event, so he drank what he thought was a potion of healing liquids, but it was actually...

...a potion of vodka, Somagu was so drunk that he couldn't walk straight, but just then he vomited all over... BTW: I don't watch Family Guy much, but one of my friends talks non-stop about it.

Ivan, causing him to get very, VERY angry, but, instead of getting angry, he got drunk, because Ivan had more vodka on him, "VODKA FOR ALL! YAAA!!!" But then, suddenly,

...Towlie came in and said "Don't forget to bring a towel." Ivan then said "Shut up you stupid towel" and set towlie on fire and killed him, but... Again, this is my friends fault as he also watches South Park and talks about it non-stop.

Freddie came in and used a wand of resurrection on towlie...

...But the wand of resurection was really a wand of necromancy, and Zombie Towlie was created

Dual wielded 2 +16 Justifiers which has just been instantiated on the ground and did a whirlwind kamikaze spin, wiping out everything around it...