Linking Word Game
Hello all, Let's play a linking-sentence game. I begin with a sentence fragment, e.g.: A: The Orc General swung his mithril +5 axe into B: A rolling chaotic evil human character who bit OK, next poster continues.

the axe, causing his teeth to fall out.

but also destroying the axe ( valpurium teeth after all ) , so the orc general...

Jumped up and did backflips down Oree's esophagus, who then

swallowed and asked

how the orc liked dissolving in sulphuric acid. With nothing but his head left bobbing above a caustic sea of yellow the orc said,

" HUar ! Not 'cause only my head's left i aint gonna burst your butt ! " And then the orc took the wand of polymorph he had with him in his mouth and activated it one last time on himself, thus becoming...

Lobh-se the mother of all spiders, causing Oree's body to burst like a toy balloon. Oree's head shot 15 meters into the air, and while riding a geyser of blood, said

Aw, damn, I forgot my Bacon Strip of life saving! Toy Balloon?

But whaddaya' know. Oree's heads end up in the Enner Beast's maw, who just happened to be hanging from the ceiling dracula-style. Next thing you know Enner be singin' like a diva, causing orc-general-cum-Lobh-se to...

eat the Enner Beast, who began to..,

Dissolve into Lobh-se's belly, and while flailing about...

he found a really big hunk of metal that looked like Blob...

and read a change material scroll that just happened to wash by in front of him, changing the big hunk of metal into a big hunk of valpurium with a serrated edge. He swung hard with this improvised weapon...

And this improvised weapon turned against him! It swung into his ugly face and he was scarred FOREVER, but just then