A: Well my motto is: "If it moves, f#ck it. If it doesn't move then f#ck it until it does." B: Do you believe in the immaculate conception or do you think Mary got knocked up my dry-humping Joseph (or some other dude)?

A: No, not really. Nobody gets pregnant from dry-humping. Maybe wet-humping. Or maybe wet-humping God. Bit of a compromise there. It was popular at the time, with all those Romans around. Q: If I introduced a lady to these forums, would you all tone down the sexual innuendo and refrain from hitting on her?

A: No. Tell her to pretend she's a guy. Q: Do you really know a woman who plays IVAN?

A: No. I know several I've tried to get to play IVAN, and other roguelikes, but to no success. Q: Do females make 90% of all situations better, or is it just me?

A: True. You can be on fire, but if you're surrounded by nekkid women the death will be that much sweeter. And crispier...Burn them with you. >_> Q: Do girls actually exist on the internets?

A: "Do girls actually exist on the internets?" My best friend for a very long time was a girl I met on the internet. ...Actually, now that I think about it, I think I had her playing IVAN for a while. I'll bring it up if I ever get back in touch with her. A: "Do females make 90% of all situations better, or is it just me?" No. Some tend to make things worse, some tend to make things better. Same as guys. Though I would say that guys who don't have any huge tendancy to making a situation better or worse are far more common than girls who have no tendancy to making the situation better or worse. A: "Do you really know a woman who plays IVAN?" No. I know a really awesome lass who'd probably quite like the game. But she'd probably stumble on this forum if I introduced her to the game, and I don't think I want to handle the fallout if the reaction to a female player is what I'd expect, you know? Q: Ever played Doukutsu Monogatari? (Cave Story)

A: Yes. You brought it up a while ago... if you want to bump the thread I'd let you. By the way, I think the only people we'd have to worry about going freakish and scaring away la femme are UE, Slob, Razer, and Apsu, and probably a few I'm forgetting. I'm only now slowly moving away from a forum where I spent a year or so at, and about 1/3 of it's population was female, if not more. Q: What is the single greatest freeware game of all time?

A: IVAN is close, but I have to give this one to Doukutsu Monogatari. Sorry folks. R: The other forum I frequent is more gender equal than normal for the internet as well. But UE, Slob, Razer, and Apsu makes up a pretty damn big portion of our population, don't you think? Q: Does "pants" sound like a good exclamation to use in place of a swear word to you?

A: What the pants are you talking about you motherpantsin' pantsheads. You better pantsing watch out or I'll come over there and pants you up real pantsing bad! But seriously, I can be quite the gentleman if necessary. I was only joking when I said "Tell her to pretend she's a guy". I'll even ask a female oriented question......... Q: Which do you like more chistmas shopping or regular shopping?

A: I don't shop. I buy food. That's all. Q: What was your first female companion like? And when were you dating her? (e.g. age)

A. I was 16. She was really good looking animal loving nice smart super great allmighty girl who was the best in everything (and still is). Yeah, she's a goddes x___x I'm going to build a temple for her and I will praise her every day for the rest of my life. Yeah. She was pretty nice. Q: If you are an IVAN-holic-nolife how can you have had a girlfriend?

A: Manic depressive. :lol: Manic = girlfriends and partying, :cry: depressive = locked in room playing IVAN and check out IVAN Forum. Q: Have you ever slept with a friend's girlfriend? :shock:

A: Yes. But only literally, as in I just slept with the girl, not the euphanism for "have sex with" way that most people mean. Now, for the really interesting bit: My answer to my own question (following), is "no". Q: Have you ever slept with your own girlfriend?

A: I don't have one because I'm not kewl enough. :( If I did though, I would totally bang her. >_> Q: Judging by that comment I just made, how old am I? I think only three of you know.

Squashies question; A: Yes, I slept with your girlfriend Squashmonster. I don't know why you are waiting, she's a wildcat between the sheets, RRRowrr!! Q: Were you scared by the "Blue balls" movie in Johnny Dangerously? UE's A: You are 14.