A: Of course. And you don't need to guess twice if it did work. I'm your Master now (even if you don't know it) Q: Who is your master?

A: You. >:| Q: What is your current favorite free online game?

A: Kingdom of Loathing. I'm a turtle-tamer, attempting to assemble a saber-toothed lime so I can counter the Naughty Sorceress's evil giant mosquito. Come on, you know you want to play. Q: What's the worst wound you've ever had?

A) My worst wound? They've mostly been quite pathetic really. I accidentally combined an electric drill and my head last year though... that wasn't much fun. An aside to Squashmonster... If you're on a softcore ascension, pm me your character name (or use kmail - my character name is Mister Flopsy) & I'll send you a bunch of stuff. I've got some spare limes, but no saber teeth atm. If you wait until I finish this hardcore ascension (probably in about a week - just dealing with The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky right now), you can have a snowy owl, a pet rock & a teddy bear too (that'll help with the Black Hole trophy). Q) What's the most stupidly dangerous thing you've ever done?

Aside: Hardcore oxygenerian. There is no helping me. Thanks for the offer though. A) Some of my friends and I got together and fought eachother with big ol' chunks of PVC pipe. Q) What's your favorite non-sword hand-to-hand weapon?

A: Warhammer. Q: Have I been gone too long?

Feh, I never really notice when people are gone. Q: Have any of you guys played Stubbs the Zombie yet? It's a pretty good game, to bad the demo runs like total SHIT on my computer.

A: I haven't tried it yet, but I think I will; it looks sorta interesting. Q: Given a choice, what melee weapon would you bring to a fight? (me: tonfa)

A: UE's femur. Q: Don't you hate demos that have time or turn limits? (namely, Civilization demos, the Dominion 2 demo, and anything from Reflexive)

A: Yeah, ESPECIALLY Reflexive demos, and any of those gay time trial products. Q: Why are Waffles/Eggos/Pancakes SO GODDAMN GOOD?

A: Because theirs gods creation Q: Do you like Muffens?

A: Yes. Q: You will die tomorrow. You will spend the time until your death in a cage with no possible escape. However, for one hour before you die, you may be in any one place on earth. Where and why?

A: Bottom of the ocean, because i want to die in blackness Q: Where do monsters live?

Under your bed. Q: Does Razer actually play Neverwinter Nights, or does he just think that icon looks cool.

A: Razer thinks the icon looks cool and doesnt know what Neverwinter Nights is. Q: Whats Neverwinter Nights?