Heya. Welcome to the forums. Yeah. Angels are angry. And Valpurus is jelous. NOW YOU KNOW. :)

*Welcomes Konso and Lobban* I can't think of anything else to post right now...So yeah.

*Gasp* Unknown_entity... Double posting? OH NOES! On a side note, NEW PAGE!

By popular demand, the gruesome death thread is now stickied. Lets hope it doesn't kill the topic like it did to Atomic's Q&A thread. >_> <_<

Er... Uh... OMG! SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH U_E... Maybe his bear damaged his brain... I hope the he is ok... The bear that is, I don't care about U_E, he tried to blast me with a minigun. Anyway, *hooks the thread back onto the topic*... Hmm, it's not quite right... *adjusts it*, there we go, back on topic.

Yeah, well Atomic just had to walk me through stickying a thread. It was kinda embarrasing. <19> Unknown Hero Guy: ...this blows i cant find the sticky button lol <19> guardsheep2000: dude <19> guardsheep2000: wt <19> guardsheep2000: *wtf <20> Unknown Hero Guy: i hate my life ;-; <20> guardsheep2000: man <20> guardsheep2000: change your pass and let me in, i'll do it <20> Unknown Hero Guy: nebar! >_> <20> guardsheep2000: ... <20> guardsheep2000: just a second <20> guardsheep2000: i'll walk you through it <20> guardsheep2000: ok, open the thread <20> Unknown Hero Guy: k <20> guardsheep2000: go to page 1 <20> Unknown Hero Guy: uh huh <20> guardsheep2000: the first first very very first post that started the thread bla bla. click Edit. (The one above the post, not below it, because that'll get you to the second post.) <20> Unknown Hero Guy: OOOH <20> Unknown Hero Guy: >_> <20> guardsheep2000: lmao!! <20> guardsheep2000: now beloe the checkboxes for attaching siggy, etc, it says "Post topic as: " and options... you can get it from there NUDE PIX TO COME!!!!! *jumps off a building*

God, took you long enough. I only had to walk you through it three or four times. Jesus.

SO ANYWAYS. A few days ago I was playing a game and something attacked me and I died. THE END!

I bet I can be even less specific. So I was moving around some place in some game or something when something walked up and may have attacked me. I can't remember if I died, or if it was me for that matter.

I was playign Medievia earlier. Friend of mine got his head bashed into the side of a cavern. Killed him. I was already (un)dead at that point so I didn't actually see it, but it reminded me of IVAN... But seriously. Doesn't anyone actually play IVAN any more? Post real deaths. :P

Some of those were excellent! We have a new winner of the +5 Crown of Gore!

My god! Whoever that is has to register\login so we can have more of those awsomeness gorrey stories!

I'll make this one short and sweet: In GC3, I was getting hungry. Being desperate, and having no empty bottles or cans, I drank from a fountain, and contracted teleportitis. (bad.) Having no ring of telecontrol, I actively began searching for any kind of food to keep myself going longer, teleporting randomly. In one, lone room at the far eastern end of the floor, I found a beef golem...and then teleported away, starving to death shortly thereafter. :(

LOL Oh man that must suck, I can just picture that: *PHREW (teleport noise)* Oh man... So hungry, OMG some bread! *runs* *almost grabs bread--PHREW* Aw..... WAIT! A BEEF GOLEM! *draws sword wearily to attack* *SLA--PHREW* NOOOOOO!!! *passes out from lack of food* OMG! I have a real story this time! I started IVaN up for the first time in a while and didn't expect to get very far, I managed to get a bronze mail on UT1 and some other nice gear, including many many wands. Once I got to UT3, all of the monsters there were dead except for genetrix, and I was starving to death. I explored a bit and found out my ghost was wandering around the area killing things, I promptly killed him and looted my old corpse, which had MORE wands on it and MORE nice gear, and I ate my corpse because I was starving at that point. So in more ways then one my old self kept me going. I got to the town and sold off all my junk I was holding, keeping all of my wands. I went down into GC and had some fun with the monsters there and got down to GC2. Luck was with me when I went down there, I found the dungeon store. Unfortuanetly as I went off looking for stuff to pawn, I came across a wolf who managed to rip off my already weakened arm, I drank one of my many healing liquid cans and ran like hell... I ran into a web and the wolf tore me apart limb from limb till i had no more potions of healing liquid and troll blood and finally ended it with a critical bite to the face. Hopefully that made a bone file so I can kick the ass of that wolf and loot my corpse so I can get a bit more farther.

Not my gruesome death, but my dog drank a bottle of sulphuric acid the other day. I was like: "NUUU DOGGEH DON'T DO EET WE LOVE JOO!!!" But then he dissolved before he could reply. >: |