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Somagu- 09-15-2005

Haha, Pessoft, that exact same thing happened to me once on one occasion, I can't remember who survived, I think a magic mushroom killed the last of the rats.... Or maby polymorphed it into a mammoth.

Drago^- 09-15-2005

I had few hours ago realy nice game. I wished scroll of golem creation and created a golem that had over 1000hp! Then we killed many,many,many,MANY,many magical mushrooms and then i lost my golem! Then i killed alone more mushrooms and PUFF! Big dark frog came (polymorphed magical mushroom) and i ran like a wind, but frog ran like a light and hitted me. Then i tried to find some nice wands in my inventory and then i saw it: scroll of taming. I tamed that frog (it eat(ed?) my arm) and tadaa! I had nice friend. Then i tried to get new arm so i prayed silvia, she turned me to mutant ass and invisible magical mushroom killed me (i had -3 hp :D). I liked that game. I killed over 200 monsters alone and 200 monsters died to some other reason (i saw how magical mushrooms killed each others).

Somagu- 09-15-2005

Yeah, magic mushrooms are a pain in the a--eye... Yeah.. Eye... Anyway, you should probably check your relations with the gods and when the last time you prayed to them was, it would be good to check your alignment too, thats the chaotic/lawful thing next to your name. If all is good, pray away, if not, I would keep some potions of healing handy cause your gonna need em. Yeah, i've only come across one scroll of wishing, in UT1, I can't remember what I wished for, I think it was Saal'thul, I think i got killed by a pack of rats after....

Drago^- 09-15-2005

Oh my f.... Funny g... Eye! Now i can remember that i had healing potions :D. Hahaha :>.

Atomic- 09-15-2005

Drago, I love your sig. It isn't even close to proper english, but that's fine, because the way it is it sounds like an ancient japanese samurai code or something. I, mushrooms are a pain in the aye. Eye once had a mushroom-infested UT2 for about characters... damn boneses.

unknown_entity- 09-15-2005

The past few posts made me laugh out loud. Drago's english is almost as bad as Blob's, but he uses it in a charming and satirical way to make every one of his posts a scream to read. And your signature reminds me of one of those foreign video game websites translated to english (maplestory for instance). SOMEBODY HAS SET US UP THE BOMB! *esplodes*

Somagu- 09-15-2005

Yeah, Drago's sig is pretty awsome, more so because i've been playing shogun total war alot lately... Anyway, one time I slipped on a banana and got my leg severed, and then a pack of wovles came by and knawed my limbs off, one of them put me out of my misery, I think anyway, by biteing my groin and killing me.

Drago^- 09-16-2005

Yeppeaiyeah! Ppl luv mi! I mean love me. I hope i dont try to be funny now. I must say that those posts were best Bday gift that this forum can give to me. Thank you all!

unknown_entity- 09-16-2005

Uhh...You're welcome? I can tolerate engrish (Blob knows that :P) but I hate internet lingo. So don't use it. There could be consequences. >_> ^_^

topo_- 09-17-2005

Consequences as in and ANUS strike... trust me, its not pretty...

blob- 09-17-2005

My english isnt bad. But UE, I really hate you. Please die, poor B****. I dont think there was any fault in there and it was a haiku. -dun worry i dont think a word of what i said ( or maybe just a few )-

unknown_entity- 09-17-2005

Lawl, you used bad english in a post where you were trying to prove you didn't use bad english! J00 fail, Blob!

blob- 09-18-2005

WHER DO I MAKE A WRONG ? Ov° Seriously, i dont see what fault i made. You re just sad cause i pwnd you with a haiku. :u

unknown_entity- 09-21-2005

Yeah, so I found a bone file today. A mythril and meteoric steel long sword were on the body. OH SNAP DOG!!! >_> But anyways. I found a bear trap and some interesting devices, so I decided to try and take down the sumo. I put some banana peels in front of him, drop a bottle of poison on a loaf of bread, drop that, and then get ready to hide. BUT- my bear trap hit me when I activated it. I ran like hell while the sumo slipped around. I used a wand of teleportation and ended up-guess where- in the mansion of Deco. Luckily I tele'd outta there too! I escape the city, and feeling confident with my mass amounts of potions and junk, I go back in. I take down a few banana encouragers and a couple rookie guards. I'm feeling badass now. I see Deco. "BRING IT, BIATCH!!!" I valiantly dash at him, swords a-blazing. Deco gets a one-hit KO on my head. THE END!

unknown_entity- 09-21-2005

So...I went back in to New Attnam for revenge with my next character. I mirrored myself, surrounded the sumo, and killed him. BUT GUESS WHAT? He didn't drop the belt of levitation! I was very angered by this, and destroyed about half the town with my clone army before being killed by a mob of Rookie Guards. Score: 1833. That was awesome. :P

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