Russian zombie ninja pirate sasquatch poodles armed with kiwis and backpacks full of gunpowder?

You left out the mutant robot part, and a few others. Full version: Nuklear-powered Soviet Russian mutant robot ninja pirate poodle monkey aliens on pwnies armed with kiwis and backpacks full of gunpowder. Actually, I'm going to modify that right now: Nuklear-powered Soviet Russian mutant robot ninja pirate poodle monkey alien sasquatch zombies on pwnies armed with kiwis and backpacks full of gunpowder.

uhm, Yeah.. Right.. :) I've got this wonderful idea.. There should be this magic which turn people your sword/etc to laser for a certain period of time.. Huh? Huh?

Code it yourself. I have no idea what you're talking about, myself. By the way, the origional intent of this thread was so that I would have a place to put my own ideas so I wouldn't forget them, so that I could eventally program them into the game. Not as a general "hey, this would be cool" thread.

Added the refrigerator and turtles. I don't remember if I explained the grenade curse. Basically, how it would work, is that periodically whatever you're wielding will be turned into a primed grenade and you'll have like a couple turns to throw it before it blows up. Could be useful, deadly, or annoying as hell. Also turtles would be awesome. Rabid turtles... hahaha.

the grenade curse seems to be a little overpowered, since you can just wield something like two balsa sticks, then suddenly, whoosh, two primed grenades appear in your hand. it's like being supplied with infinite, one-use wands of fireballs.

Maybe it has a chance of being a dud, or exploding instantly.

a 1 in 3 chance of exploding right in your face, and a 1 in 5 chance of being a dud. plus a 1 in 900 chance of being an unprimed holy grenade that sticks to enemies.

I think setting up "called shots" would be a great addition to IVAN, and probably very easy to do since all the body parts are already accounted for. The devs could add a special hotkey so it doesn't get in the way of players only want to keep their hand on the attack button.