Iced-aged the ribbitin' mutha, and then earthquaked it, and then iced it, and then earthquaked it, until the ribbiter started cryin' and bawlin' and...

...then Earths mum came in, the sun, and yelled at him untill he apologised to the frog...

But the Universe decided to die a heat death...

...then Jesus came in and said "Why can't we all just get along." So everyone said sorry and had a picnic, but at the picnic an evil ant named...

The God-Killer expanded to 100 times his size and start biting everything in sight with his admantium mandibles.

" Why are you doing this ? " screamed jesus before his head was chopped off . " THOU ARE MY PICNIC ! " answered the giant creature.

But the head, as it was sailing through the air, said "Tis but a flesh wound."

Just then Chad came out of nowhere and punched the giant ant in the head, but it just said in a booming voice: "I'm Invincible!"

The Mirthful came out and slapped Chad 30 times.

Then suddenly Gordon Freeman waltzed through on a strider, stomping the Ant directly in its head, with it's bladed legs.

Mirthful and Freeman proceeded to become buddies since they have matching bladed implements, and decided to on a world-dominating bloodfest which would last exactly 80 days.

It lasted 80 precisely for the reason that the ant wasn't dead, and proceeded to

intercept them and...