set a large hedgehog on fire (as squirrels and hedghogs are naturall enemies) and throw it at all the nuts in sequence, thereby fufilling the ancient prophesy and puncturing the outer pristineness of the nuts at once! This accompleshed, Guwilrzix was standing around in awe of his achievment when...

A giant valpurium golem tackled it to the ground and punched it in the

groin, promptly severing said body part. This was shortly followed by a legion of avid IVAN player characters who fought with each other over the body part so they could get a leg up over their contenders for the IVAN scavenger hunt... Whilst the contenders battled amongst each other for the valuable groin...

Somagu and Atomic hopped into Assault Titans and began blasting eachother (and everything else) with a large number of very big guns, resulting in

Atomic piercing Somagu's (grade A) engine, causing

a nuclear combustion Akira-style to go off. Paradoxically, this resulted in the spawning of 100,000 scientologists jumping up and down on couches...

" DO NOT JUMP ON THE COUCHES " said my mum. And so they stopped. But then one of those Ivan players, a champion of mortifer prayed for his god and a flock of angels appeared out of nowhere...

and teleported all the couches to Mortifier, who promptly ate them, causing him to belch forth a giant cloud of poison gas three hours later.

The insidious poison gas melted all the angels into a pool of organic goo and...

(Please continue...)

The pool of organic goo began to spread everywhere... (This is sooo random :wink: )

Until it covered all four corners of the globe...

which made this story lose it's plot...

Which was restored by an omniscient plot-maker...

The organic planet formed 4 entities from itself : a sweet ninja, a drunk pirate, a powerful cyborg, and an Ivan player. " FIGHT ! " Yelled a voice that sounded like thunder: The great tournament for world domination had begun...