Hey, wow. Eating yourself is a new one :shock: :D Anyway dalboz, you knows golems can't wield.

oh yeah, I forgot you're that ulti-golem. and you can simply summon a "dark archmage"(AKA Izzy) to do the trashing for you. you'll have to blow him up later, though.

Thing is Izzy only goes for live targets...

and most of the live targets in NA are indoors, or close to a building.

True, but once you summon ANYthing the whole town goes into some sort of panic mode and they start moving around all over the place.

you can try summoning inside Deco's palace/the old temple.

If you did that Izzy would teleport away...

that's right, but he'll probably blow the palace up with a fireball before Decos and his guards can get out.

Not unless he targets a banana grower or something equally useless... They take up half of New Attnam's population...

nah, I think Izzy targets the most powerful being in the area, and that's probably you and/or Decos. you won't get hurt too much, but the surrounding area will be completely blown up.

Izzy targets whatever he wants, otherwise Petrus would be the first to go when you summon him in Attnam.

is that so? I'll go and test for awhile now....wait for me.

The most insane thing I've ever did (or the dummest) is when I accidently kicked a chest onto my mistress. Oh yeah, she got pissed I tell ya.. It ended up with me having only one leg. Everything else just fell off ^^

If you think that's crazy, check the most gruesome deaths thread. Somebody got killed by a couple of mistresses, and when he started a new game they were waiting for him in the balsa room at the bottom of the stairs in UT... I laughed my ass off at that one :D

I attacked Richard the Imperialist on my very first game because I didn't know what the hell I was doing. This follows a tradition of my attacking Lord British upon first playing every Ultima game in the series.