A: I don't know whta SNES games are. Q: Who the hell are you?

My favorite SNES game is Earthbound. People who don't know about the SNES should be pittied or stabbed. A: My name's Tolmar. I'm inexplicably good at almost everything I do. How're you today? Q: If you owned your own alley, what would you do with it?

A: Sell people for profit. Q: If you got to name a street that was going to be some sort of major road, what would you name it?

A: Street of rage, as an hommage to video games. Q: If you were lost on a small island, would you prefer to have a woman OR a TV with 72 channels ? ( think a lot to the inconvenient of each one ).

A: The TV. I can watch sex on that anyways XD And please try to refrain from answering with "I dunno". That's just stupid. Q: Favorite pizza.

A: Hawaiian. I don't understand people who don't like pineapple on their pizza. Then again, I don't understand women either. Coincidance? Q: You're playing a game. It's been a good half-hour to hour since you last saved. Suddenly the game CRASHES! O NOES! Do you immediately go back to the game and try to get back to where you were? Or do you stop playing the game for the next year or so, until finally returning and starting over from the beginning?

A: Two choices: -The game is great. I sigh, cry a little and then start again to go back where i was ( throwing the gamepad a few times through the room if i'm not as good as the first time i played it which is often the case ). -The game was not that good. I stop playing for a year and then eventually return to play it from where i was. ( i never start over games except if they are great and that i've finished them ). It took me two years and a half to finish valkyrie profile ( but not for the same reasons, this game is awesome) Q: Would you burn your mother for 100.000 $ ?

A: No. She cooks all mah tasty eats. Q: Would you burn Blob for one american dollar?

A: No morbidnessnessness in the Q&A! PLZ!! Q: Would you burn unknown_entity for one american dollar? :D

A: Yes. But only if he comes to me. And I don't have to exert more effort than to light a cigarette lighter, or throw a match at him. And if that's all the burn he gets, all the better, because then I can still rave at him on the forums. Q: Would you kill the ruler of Uzbekistan for $500? Assuming the "benefactor" payed all the bills.

A: Yes, Uzbekistan is ebil. >:O Q: Would you burn yourself for one american dollar?

A: No, but I'd do it for a bag of nachos. Q: Linoleum or Chrome?

A: Chrome all the way, baby. I once read an article in a magazine, where they were given basically 20000 to make a computer. The insides were awesome (crap now, because this was back in 99 or something), and the entire outside -- keys, buttons, mouse, everything but the cords -- was chromed. That cost a bunch because the chroming warped everything, so they had to reshape them... mmm... chromed computer... : o~ Q: Your favorite kind of sandwich?

Dude, it's The Cube! Hi my ubiquitous friend! A: Same as my favorite kind of most everything: Cheese. A thick provolone sandwich is one of the simple joys of life. Q: If you could use magic in real life, but each time you did so you had an increasing chance of becoming horribly corrupted, how much would you use?

A: Whenever it felt neccessary...So pretty much all the effin' time. Q: Favorite movie?