A: The only one I ever studied -- Issinryu. I think I spelled that right. OK, I lied, I also studied a bit of Kenpo, but the only thing I liked in that was they let us use weapons really early on... in Issinryu you have to be black belt before they teach you the bo. Q: How many hours would you say is the most you logged, total, in a single game?

A: Naginata. For the shear practicality of it. Weapon > Unarmed (yes, Kung Fu beats guy with sword. No, Kung Fu does not beat well-trained guy with sword.) Therefor, should pick a martial art that focuses on a weapon. Readilly available weapon > harder to get weapon. Thus, you should pick a martial art that involves hitting people with sticks, because sticks and stick-deratives are everywhere. Long stick > Short stick. And that's why Naginata beats Eskrima and Kendo. Naginata wins. (If you were looking for a martial art that didn't involve a weapon: Aikido or Judo.) A again because Atomic Ninja'd my post: I'd love to say Super Metroid, because I play that as much as I can. But it only takes two hours to play a round and I've almost never played more than three times in a week. The first Zelda, on the other hand, I probably played for at least four hours a day for a year back when I was four. So that one wins. Q: Would you enjoy a game that purposefully flew in the face of logic and coherency whenever it could get away with it?

A: Yes. It's name is Katamari Damacy. And that was like, a 20 minute ninja-ing. That is SO not ninja...you're just lazy. :P Q: Is there any game that when you play it seems to wrench away your soul and make you wanna commit suicide?

A: Yeah. It's called Magic: The Gathering. But they lace the cards with cocaine, and I've developed a habit of essentially snorting the empty booster packs and the new cards, so I can't stop playing. Q: If you could rid the world of any three things, what would they be?

A: 1. Cheese, if only to spite Squash. 2. Fees to play games. If WoW was free, my life would be complete. 3. Hobos. They're the root of all my troubles. And since most Commies are Hobos, I can take both of em out with one wish. Q: If you had the biggest ass ever, what would you do?

A: Well if by biggest ass ever you mean that it was so big it had a mind of its own, so then it would go on some crazy rampage in Tokyo and fight Godzilla in a life or death battle for earth, Then I would cheer it on and hope that when my ass kicks Godzilla's ass that he would give me all the world's cheese… Yeah, that’s what I would do… Q: what cheese do you like the best?

A: Parmesian, you just can't beat it. Q: What's your favorite element? On the periodic table, none of this alchemy tomfoolery.

A: Sodium! Add chlorine, and it's a topping! Add water, and it's an explosive! You just can't go wrong with sodium. Q: What have you got in your pockets?

A: Pfff... Tons of stuff. I always carry half of my house in my pockets. A few days ago policemen went through me cause i somewhat looks like a terrorist. They found about 8cards, 12 keys, 30 coins and 140 €. After that they decided to look for drugs into my shoes, my cap and my underpants ( it was 4.pm and in a common street ). Q: You wake up one morning, and discover that you ARE hippy ( The hippy, not a hippy ). What do you do ?

A: Lyk wut du u meen? am i on teh rite bored? *Gets shot* Q: Are you a homo...SAPIEN? =o

A: No, I'm a 6 even-faced object with no definite size. Either that or a mathematical function, I've never been quite sure. Q: Can you handle the truth?

A: Yes, but YOU can't handle the truth! Q: Ice cream: chocolate or vanilla?

A: Chocolate. Q: What's the right side of the left side?

A: About as much as I'd like to visit any other place on Earth that I've never been to. Q: What do you do in your spare time?

Arakun, you're a regular poster. Just take the 2 minutes it takes to sign up. A: I would say that he's a great man, I guess. And probably ask him some of the questions that nobody ever asks. And please, PLEASE try to stay outta the political area. That'll just turn this thread into a flamefest. Q: North Dakota and South Dakota are pitted against each other in a battle royal. Who do you side with?