A: The Canadians. They'd kick both their asses, don't you think, eh? Q: Morrowind: Great game, or greatly overrated?

(Oh, wow, I feel like an idiot. If I would have just checked, I would have seen that this is one of the very few phpBB forums that doesn't require activation through e-mail. And politics are fun! But I'll behave...) A: I'd support South Dakota because it's a little warmer, and closer to Illinois. Then, I'd turn on the victorious South Dakota, and initiate my master plan to take over the United States of Dakota. ...and for Atomic the ninja poster... :lol: A: Great game for a few days. Then, you start to sense its limits, and it just declines from there. Q: Best weapon available without industry (as in, which you could be made with simple tools and materials)?

A: Hands down, the best weapon ever is the spear. And you can make it out of simple tools too! Isn't that convenient? Q: What's your most loathed type of animal?

A: Mosquitoes, without question. A brown recluse can kill you in a day or two. A black widow might take a little longer. But mosquito bites can drive you mad for over a week. Q: If you started a secret society, what would you call it? (for bonus points, what would you try to accomplish?)

A: The Divine Order of the Apricot. Our goal? Uhm... I'm not sure we would have one. Probably to take over the world... using nothing but apricots. Q: If you started a secret society, what would be the name of its arch-nemisis-society?

A: Blessed and Revolutionary Capitalistic Coalition Q: Are you the only dude bad enough to rescue the president?

A: If you mean bad as in Ah-nuld bad, then hell yes. Q: Are you in school yet? Or are you not in school at all?

A: Graduated from HS, and college pretty recently. School no longer interferes with my education. Q: For anyone more recently in it, is junior high school still hell-on-earth?

A: It's been 5 or 6 years for me, but no. I think it must have been my specific school, a K-8 smalltown school, though. All my friends that went to other schools hated it. Q: Should headbutts, chokeouts, and pelvic thrusts be implemented into IVAN?

A: Hell yes. Also, I'm the only person I know capable of a pelvic pary and riposte. Q: Will we ever discover sorting algorithms better than Quicksort and Counting Sort?

A: Ah, the joys of Wikipedia. There's the pancake sort, which apparently only allows one operation (reversing the order of the first n elements), but it's O(n). Q: Do you have a naming scheme for your IVAN characters? If so, what is it? (if not, are they all named Bob The Really Good?)

A: I used to make up names for all my characters. Now they're all named "Adam." Q: How often do you go "I should go to bed" and then proceed to spend another hour or so not going to bed?

A@PE: Arakun for planned martial artists, Killer for planned heavy-equipment specialists, Jason (mix of mine and someone else's first name) for a light-equipment specialist. (Yeah, I should just answer Atomic's Q, but I'm a rule breaker. :lol:) A: Every night I play IVAN, or am studying things on the net. Which basically means every night. I'm going to bed now, actually. Really, I mean it this time. Q: At this time, 6:30 Central Time, are you just now going to bed, or getting up?

A: Lemme think. 6:30 central would be, 4:30 pacific? Or is that 8:30? Well in either case I'm probably still just laying in bed, either sleeping or groaning at the sun to let me sleep. Q: Can you believe that on another forum, only slightly larger than this one, a thread of this very sort just hit 200 pages?

A: Yes, but they probably have more than 20 or so constant forum-goers. >_> Q: I can't remember if this has been asked, but what is your favorite flash video?