A: No, you are a geek for asking geeky questions. :wink: I am much too good looking, physically fit and charismatic to be considered a true geek, although some dumb jocks are baffled by my astounding intelligence and classify me as a geek anyway. Q: Have you ever saved anyone's life? (I've saved two so far, both in caving accidents.)

A: yes i have... In games only. I guess i have saved my own life more than oce :P. Q: Do you like fantasy heavy and why?

A : Yes, I like "fantasy heavy" (as fas as you mean fantasy, and I suppose heavy means heavily). Witnh it, we can make the perfect worlds and escape from our "not so fantasy" reality. Apart from classical fantasy books "Knights Of The Cross" (crosscloakmen :), anyway by Henryk Sienkiewicz ?) is by the way also neat as a fantasy book. Also fantasy has "granted me" new passions and talents, like amateur armouring and blacksmithing, and downloading books about swordsplay :). It just increases your life experience heavily, if you're into it heavily. And now, for the question : Q : Do you have a strange mind that forces you to smile and tell jokes (act like a comedian) in most serious situations?

A: No, but I have a friend somewhat like that. He tends to do stupid things, and get hurt alot. You can always tell if he's *really* hurt if he starts cracking jokes about it and flirting with the girl patching him up. Q: Do you think you will ever beat IVAN? (or if you already have) Do you still play IVAN?

A: Almost started playing it, then saw the prices. f-ing ridiculous. Q: What OTHER board games do you like?

A: I'm an big time of Diplomacy and Stratego. And anybody who hasn't played Diplomacy should. We could set up a game online amongst forumers here, even. Q: Have you ever considered founding a religion?

A: Yes. I didn't get anywhere however. Q: You go to the store. You see: 20oz Sprite for $1.39, 2 liter Sprite for $1.79, and 2 liter generic lemon-lime soda for $1.19. Which do you buy? (This is what I just saw about half an hour ago. Stores are retarded.) Oh and P.S. Squash, I'd be up for a Diplomacy game. Never played it before, but I seriously need something to do and have heard good things about the game...

A: Most certainly the generic brand lemon-lime soda, because even if it IS 2 liters, I would STILL drink the entire thing on the way back/where the hell I'm going at the moment. Q: If only generic brand name stuff existed, like that lemon-lime soda, no coke or pepsi or anything else existed at all, how would it change the world, if at all.

A: For starters Michael Jackson would never have had his hair set on fire during ther filming of a pepsi commercial in the late 80's the trauma of which drove him to go completely bonkers. With MJ acting sane the entire tabloid industry would have collapsed, people would have started reading intelligent news reports instead and George Bush would have lost to Al Gore, 9/11 never would have happened and US unilateralism would not become the future model for China which is now going to assume world domination by 2010. The funny thing is once China takes over the world we will all be communists and only generic brands will exist. Kinda makes you think eh? :shock: Q: Do you agree with my flawless analysis of the whole generic brands issue?

A : Almost. That is, except for the part that people would start reading the stuff for smart masses. Tabloids are predestined, beacuse trees have their punishment for kicking innocent people and spitting in public places. Q : As for generic lemonadeTM (vanilla lemonade :)), do some supermarkets in Your country have anonymous-genericshit's in them and is it cheap? 9 I shop usually outside town, but when I see this stuff sometimes I am shocked and terrified, i.e 150 bags of lemon tea for 0,39zl, which is, uh... 10 american cents. Or generic white gas potion 1,5 litre for 25 cents. But it doesen't pay to buy those. Hurray for generic lemon classic.)

A: Yep. Around here it's common to see a lot of Western Family stuff, that's basically imitations of all kinds of other things -- from mac & cheese, to soda, to toilet paper. It's a lot cheaper, and only a little bit crappier than regular, name-brand stuff in most cases, though there are exceptions where it's completely worthless crap. Q: What is "white gas potion"? Is that kinda like an Ether that restores your MP by anywhere from 10 to 500 points, depending on the game?

A:White gas is... uhh cheap gasoline? pure petrol? aerosolic water? Mist From The Mystic Forest? Silk of the innocent? Disturbed conscience? Thought of serenity? A collapsing universe flowing amid your atoms? A cloud on the tip of your toe? Anis? Milky moss under an eyelid? Do I need sleep? Q: In how many games do you consider yourself to be very good at. At least so good that completing in a basic way it is pretty trivial.

A: Everyone i play lol Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: The eukaryote. Q: Do you enjoy breaking things?