A: Its all of us
Q: What do you do when your fighting a cow
1 Fight it and lose
2 Shoot it (HEAD) with a shotgun
3 Run away
4 Nothing
5 Make love to it
6 Other and why
Atomic- 11-14-2005
A: 2. Then 5. Then 3. Cops don't take well to people loving up on dead cow corpses.
Q: What is the most valuable thing you have destroyed?
Slob- 11-14-2005
A: My integrity :(
B: Can you think of a more oxmoronic term than business ethics?
unknown_entity- 11-14-2005
A: My friend said this yesterday:
"Dude, were not gonna go see Chicken Little. Were too old for that shit."
And then five minutes later:
"I saw Zathura yesterday...It was frickin awesome."
Q: Name at least one other thing that you have heard Atomic talk about raping. (I can name at least two)
Razer- 11-15-2005
A: Dead aminals(cows lol)
Q: How in the hell do you turn on a TV?
Its so damn HARD
SquashMonster- 11-15-2005
A: Stroke it gently where the coords come into the back.
...
To check for loose wires. If you notice any, you should plug them back in. Then you press the button.
Q: Ever played Zelda Classic?
Slob- 11-15-2005
A: yeah, but I never owned a nintendo so never played the original. Zelda isn't worthy of licking the shit off of IVAN's boot IMO.
:?: What the F%*& are you looking at!?!
Razer- 11-15-2005
A: At Bid Bird, i think he sexy, no i killed him for being poor.
Q: I got my TV to work! lol
I got my TV to work? lol
Slob- 11-15-2005
thats not a question.......
was that a question?
Atomic- 11-16-2005
A: No.
Q: Why is our planet populated by dumbasses?
Apsu- 11-16-2005
A: It isn't. USA isn't just the whole planet, you know. :P
Q: Why girls don't like me?
Slob- 11-16-2005
A: Because they are probably unaware of your IVAN playing prowess. Next time you meet a girl tell her all about IVAN and how good you are at it. Telling a girl that you've beaten the Enner beast is pretty much a guaranteed lay.
Q: Do you think Atomic is a registered sex offender? Or is raping dead cows just one of those things that society just turns a blind eye towards.....
Razer- 11-16-2005
A: Yes, Blind eye
Q: Whats your favoirt part about life?
(NOTHING ABOUT SEX)
Slob- 11-16-2005
A: I like throwing stuff at the wall; I find it makes life easier.
Q: How many times has Golgor Dhan owned your ass?
Atomic- 11-16-2005
A: 0
Q: What time is it RIGHT NOW?
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