A: (God question) If you look at the first two bits of Genesis, you'll see completely different stories about how everything was created. Almost as if they're telling the stories of two different gods. I follow the first of those two. A: (Video game fantasies) Not so much, no. I fantasize about the same thing whether playing video games or not playing video games. And it wouldn't make much sense for me to be fantasizing about video games while I was playing them, so I obviously must fantasize about something else now, eh? Q: Have you ever built a siege weapon?

A: Yes, I had to build a catapult for a project in high school, and compete with other kids in an accuracy contest. My team would've gotten third place except for this group of slackers who got insanely lucky with their catapult that was literally a carboard tube and a piece of wood. Q: Why does god allow slackers to beat people who work hard?

A: Because he's a jackass. Q: How does Efekjek manage to seem like he's a regular constant poster with a long history etc etc blah... yet only have 13 posts? I could have sworn he had at least 50.

Because he doesn't post useless shit like jimmy and I..... Whoops, did I say that out loud?

A: PIRATES! Q: Would you rather buy one awesome new game (say Oblivion) or like 10 old games for PS1 or N64?

A: I would get Oblivion, and then I would get 10 games for the N64 AND ISO's for PSX via EMULATORS. Problem solved. Q: Did you get a kick out of slaughtering innocent bastards in open end games? (GAMES LIKE MORROWIND, NOT GTA) I know I did.

A: Not really. In Morrowind I try to be a good guy, and only kill the people who try to kill me (or who are seriously in my way, like this one annoying prick at the Ald-Ruhn Mage's Guild who wouldn't move for like *ever*... but he moved eventually, and so I let him live). But my next character might be a bit more bloodthirsty, since his entire goal in life is going to be "Own Hlaalu, own Morag Tong" and screw everything else. Q: When you play a game, do you like to use FAQ's, walkthroughs, etc? And to what degree?

A: I use FAQs quite a lot or not at all, depending on the game. I'll keep playing a game until I don't know what to do next. If I've earned a new exploratory ability since I last had a chance to explore, I'll go do that. So Metroid games get away with not needing FAQs. If there's a crapload of places to go next, I'll just start trying at random. However, if it's obvious that I'm not supposed to go to one of them (monsters get really hard when I head that way), I don't like putting up with the trial and error, and will resort to an FAQ. Additionally, if somewhere in the game, I've solved a problem but was two pixels off and the problem didn't go to solved (IE: Bombing a wall in oldschool Zelda), then I'll be far, far more likely to resort to an FAQ for the rest of the game. I'm not going to bomb every wall twice just because the programmers suck. Q: Will you help me bring back Disco?

A: Bring it back?!? Bring it BACK?!?!? Dude, disco never died! 8) Burn Baby Burn, disco inferno! Q: What is the greatest disco song of all time?

A: "The Death of Disco" by Disco Sucks Q: Iz that shiz crunk fo' shizzle?!

A: Yes Q: Where do you find teletubbies? FOUND THEM! http://www.johngaughan.net/images/misc/teletubbies.jpg

A: I usually find teletubbies sodomizing squirrels and defecating on war memorials while strung out on crystal meth (them not me). Q: why do you ask?

A : Who asks doesen't get lost. And gets more posts. But it's rude to get more posts than You need. Q : Do You write comics about yer Principal (mine is 'Bucu' -> means 'You dumbman')? I've already made about 10. He even battles orcs and saves the world once.

A: Why yes! I also write comics about my principal but mine is named "Fuc-u" which means "stupid coincidence" and I have done 11 so far (1 more than you nyah nyah) and he battles goblins and evens saved the world twice (once more than Bucu ha ha). Q: How gullible are you?

A: No very. Q: Why can only 3 percent of anyone on the internet form proper english?