A: Sapporo. Q: How old are you?

A: 16 By the way, oblivion tastes like Red Bull (which tastes disgusting) Q: All of humanity can be devided into the catagory of either frustrated artists or struggling authors. Which are you?

A: Struggling Artist. Q: Do you think all human beings are innately greedy?

A: Only when they want something. Q: Why do south african countries seem obsesed with zombies? I mean just off the top of my head I can think of Zambia, Mozambique, and Zimbabwe. The last one is streching it I suppose, but still, suspicious eh?

A: Phonetic coincidence. Q: How do you stifle someone's greed?

A: Get them what they want or punch them in the face. Q: Why don't people read announcement posts? Talkin' bout all you foos responding to the spam posts.

A: Because it's more convenient for people to do what they want. (The people responding to spam posts usually generate another thread of conversation anyways.) Q: Did you frequent the arcade a lot back in the day?

Q: What? People stop going to arcades? A: Where do you live?

Q: On a peninsula. A: Would you rather mow the lawn or whack the weeds?

A: they both sound so suggestive... so I'll go with 3- trim the hedges Q: Is it the red or blue wire?!

A: Blue wire. Q: What the **** is "ticky-tacky"?

A: It's kind of like tacky-ticky, but not brick-a-brack. B: What if the blue wire leads to an explosion?

A: Then you won't be alive to sue me for my bad advisory. Q: What does the red wire do?

A: turns the bomb into a vending machine. Q: best Worms game?

A: Can't choose between worms 2 and worms mayhem (worms 4) Q: If you had 3 superpowers what would they be?