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Ardillos · Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:36 pm Post subject: Your Most Grusome Death?

I wanted to start this topic because i just experienced mine. I drank from a fountain and polymorphed into an elite dark knight. I was like "Hell Yeah!" so i started chasing down everything in the UT2 i could find. I saw a chameleon, i thought to myself "what a waste of the talents of a elite dark knight", so i commenced in chasing it. Right as i got to it, Boom!!! It polymorphed into a phoenix feather golem, boom again, i unpolymorph. Pieces of me went flying across the screen. So how about you guys whats the worst death you've experienced.
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Neonivek · zombie Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 54

I guess it was the time I stepped in Acid by my own dark frog. The acid disolved by the time my legs melted. then I kept calling the weapon god over and over to try to get my legs back having all my equipment turn to banana flesh... Then he struck me with his hammer several times only to have my final prayer bring forth a angel... But instead of allowing the angel to kill me (which it could) I prayed again and the sweet hammer of mercy came and imploded my head.

This was only one of them Very Happy

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Frozen Feet · large spider Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 22

Well, there was time when lephrosy severed all my limbs and then that goblin king came and ended my misery...

Atomic · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:54 am Post subject:

I got my leg stuck in a bear trap *IN A SHOP*, when I freed myself it broke and the keepers all got hostile.
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unknown_entity · Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:23 pm Post subject:

^No...you just got brutally murdered. That isn't wierd or unusual Razz

My best? Either being turned into a rat (polymorph wand blew) and then being dissolved by acid (acid wand -_-)

OR when I used some sort of wand in town (don't remember why)...I think it was a fireball one and I was trying to open a chest. Well, I missed and it hit a guard ;_;...I then got horribly raped by all of em.
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Captain Action · kobold lord Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 173

One of my earlier stat scumming characters met a painful death. He was carrying around 10 troll's blood potions when he got double team by the mistress queen and the spidersilk golem. To make matters worse, something burst the potions spilling their contents onto the ground. My character's soon-limbless torso fell into that puddle.

I lost count the number of limbs regrown and torn off, but mercifully the puddle of perpetual torment dried up. An ironicly suitable punishment for a character with 9k hp.

Neonivek · zombie Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 54

Uhhh... Arnt you suppost to die?

unknown_entity · Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:13 pm Post subject:

If you're having trouble with gods, check 2 things...their alignment towards you and when you last prayed to them. If you pray too much they'll get angry.
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About 5 differrent times I've been killed by my dog at the very beginning. I always try to take the bastard out so he doesn't eat my food...but sometimes he becomes like a superdog or something.
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jimmy · Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:53 am Post subject:

Well,one time i took a banana in the village and a flying bird kicked my ass Sad

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unknown_entity · Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:44 pm Post subject:

Topic revival'd times 3 lol.

But this is an awesome topic, so I don't mind. When I first played the game, I accidentally kicked the sumo wrestler in town...it wasn't pretty.
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jimmy · Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:51 pm Post subject:

WELL IT CAN'T BE PRETTY,IT WAS A BIG SWEATY FAT DUDE!!
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jimmy · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:11 am Post subject:

lol, that has happened 1 too many times for me ;)
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Razer · kobold lord Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Posts: 177

Well my worst death was when i was going to kick a spider and i got poisoned by it and then i throw up on the mistress and she was on low life and she ran and got cought by a spider web and i kicked her and then i prayed to piss off a god (dont know why) and 3 mistress came down and i dont know how all three kick me in the head at the same time. And when i restared and got in the cave they were waiting for me at the starting.

This is sad how can i drown from water?
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jimmy · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:55 am Post subject:

One of my worst deaths can be summed up in three words, magic mushroom blitskrieg ;]
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topo_ · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:48 pm Post subject: