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What is the most insane thing in IVAN that you did?
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What is the craziest thing in IVAN that you did/has happenned to you?
I rubbed a lamp, and a genie came out and started killing me and my dog
6%
 6%  [ 1 ]
I was killed by a god
6%
 6%  [ 1 ]
A magical explosion was triggered with me in the center, utterly ending in my demise with my body parts scattered throughout the area
12%
 12%  [ 2 ]
I used my own severed limbs as a weapon
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
I used enemies' severed limbs as weapons
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
I got drunk off vodka, broke the bottle and used it as a weapon
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
I ate someone's head
12%
 12%  [ 2 ]
Other
62%
 62%  [ 10 ]
Total Votes : 16

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Crimson
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:22 am    Post subject: What is the most insane thing in IVAN that you did? Reply with quote

This is my first poll. Please vote!
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Atomic
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the "all of the above" option?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, where IS the "All of the above" option, I've done all that, and more.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember that one time when I kicked Cruentus's altar more than 20 times then prayed to him... ouch
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Semiceri
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my worst was cheating, then having all the wand types and all sorts of stuff with me, then getting struck by a kamakazee dwarf of someone or other.

wow...all i can say.


screen just.........flipped out........level looked......completely diffrent.

wow........
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dalboz
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

moral: don't cheat, or you'll cause big bad baddies to pop up.
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chaostrom
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

However, if you wanna cheat and not get raped by "big bad baddies", try the 'ultimate golem', or get some "adoption papers" and take 'em to Merka.

Trust me, no problem with nasty enemies if you do either one. There's no point doing both, though, so don't waste your time.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

or try killing all the bosses in one go, that way they can't bother you anymore.
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chaostrom
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's asking for trouble...
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dalboz
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not really, just wish for kickass gear and a lot of wands/backpacks.
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chaostrom
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those still aren't gonna guarantee your victory without some stats and skills behind 'em...

By the way, I vote other. Reason?

Annihilating New Attnam 8)

I finally achieved it. I don't just mean killing everyone either. The sumo arena and surrounding underground dirt is all gone, the buildings are gone, the inhabitants are gone, the ostriches are gone, the trees are gone, even the rocks are gone. No bodies, no items, nothing. Except for the building floors, which I can't do anything about, it's totally clean. I may as well have dropped a nuke on it 8)

EDIT: I would like to thank the ultimate golem for this incredible, and useless, achievement Razz
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dalboz
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I presume you simply kicked down the walls?
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chaostrom
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope. Summoned hattifatteners and punched them in the head Twisted Evil

That way, I took a little damage each time one exploded, but in return I destroyed walls much more efficiently. Not to mention raising my punching skill Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so you didn't wield anything?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had some nice stuff in my inventory, but didn't know that I had to drop it to use the wand of cloning, so I pointed the wand of cloning at myself, thereby creating a copy of myself. Then I got pissed because my copy wouldn't follow me around (it slipped my mind that this was because I was invisible), so I got mad, killed and subsequently ate myself.
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