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AlGoblin · Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:05 pm Post subject: The mushroom is mine, Frodo!

[THIS MAY SPOIL YOUR LIFE!!!]

I didn't take a screenshot then, but a long time ago I played IVAN, constatntly killing mushrooms and eating them. Someone attacked me. Then I paniced, was confused and ran to a room with Nefas' altar. To say thanks for nothing, I thought that : If she replaces limbs with mushroom, it may be her lucky material, so I'll sacrifice a mushroom corpse! And there was something like :

'You don't want to sacrifice the mushroom corpse, it's too valuable for You.'

Good stuff... Mr. Green

Anyone wants to test it?
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Atomic · Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:42 pm Post subject:

You can't sacrifice any corpse, or any food for that matter. You'll always get that message. I believe the Devs intended to change that in the next release.

Side note: Your topic suprised me a bit, considering my friends call me Frodo. I geuss I look hobbitish or something. Plus I'm shorter than them. I'd rather be Yoda.
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AlGoblin · Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:49 pm Post subject:

Hmmm I was sure i sacrificed something... Too much mushrooms.

bottomline:
Anyway, the mushroom is MINE. Anyone who wishes to eat my mushromm will suffer mushroom. And I will eat his mushroom.
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chaostrom · skeleton warrior Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 411

Atomic · Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:33 am Post subject:

That'd be one short mother f.
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dalboz · Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:39 pm Post subject:

now, lets see...

Frodo:
strong willpower
short
hairy feet
likes mushrooms

Yoda:
strong Force power
short
green feet
likes weird plants

Atomic:
strong mod power
possibly short
sweaty feet
likes.... eh, Petrus' left nut?
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AlGoblin · Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:44 pm Post subject:

Beacuse Frodo likes mushrooms, he is a potential public enemy. We must protect our mushrooms (that, give them to ME for safekeeping).

Of course, we must mix them in order to obtain the Universal FroAYo. I suggest :
-hairy force power
-shoshopossshort (short, short, possibly short)
-weird feet
-likes left weird mushrooms.

Hmmmm. Stupid post.
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