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[glanata]

Dear Cats,
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I can fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of other cats sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years -- feline attendance is not mandatory or helpful.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other cats' back end. I cannot stress this enough.
To pacify you I have posted the following message on our front door...

[Atomic]

As great as this is... please don't put off topic stuff in programming. I can handle it in general, but I thought this was pretty clear what was expected to be posted here.
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[AlGoblin]

Abstractimg from Atomic's post, I continue the discussion. Cats ARE the same in houses. But my opens doors, and even the balcony mosquitiera door (only from oustide, weird cat). Too bad the CD's... Oh the pain. And by the stairs You mean they want to race?

EDIT: Duh, a pharmacy bot?
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[Somagu]

At first I actually thought it was about IVaN, but Al is right, I think it IS a bot.

[edit] Hell, I don't even know, the first part sounds like it might be IVaN.
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[Z]

There is no mod in programming forum. (I'd apply.)
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