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Freelance Berzerker · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:41 pm Post subject: Linking Word Game

Hello all,

Let's play a linking-sentence game. I begin with a sentence fragment, e.g.:

A: The Orc General swung his mithril +5 axe into
B: A rolling chaotic evil human character who bit

OK, next poster continues.

dalboz · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:31 pm Post subject:

the axe, causing his teeth to fall out.
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blob · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject:

but also destroying the axe ( valpurium teeth after all ) , so the orc general...

Somagu · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:09 pm Post subject:

Jumped up and did backflips down Oree's esophagus, who then
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[01:21] Somagu21: Jacques Flambè
[01:22] guardsheep2000: also known as the greatest firework known to man
I am not under crack. ~~Blob

Atomic · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:48 pm Post subject:

swallowed and asked
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Freelance Berzerker · Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:19 am Post subject:

how the orc liked dissolving in sulphuric acid. With nothing but his head left bobbing above a caustic sea of yellow the orc said,

blob · Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:08 am Post subject:

" HUar ! Not 'cause only my head's left i aint gonna burst your butt ! "
And then the orc took the wand of polymorph he had with him in his mouth and activated it one last time on himself, thus becoming...

Freelance Berzerker · Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:16 am Post subject:

Lobh-se the mother of all spiders, causing Oree's body to burst like a toy balloon. Oree's head shot 15 meters into the air, and while riding a geyser of blood, said

Somagu · Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:50 am Post subject:

Aw, damn, I forgot my Bacon Strip of life saving!

[OT] Toy Balloon? [/OT]
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FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!
Do not mess with the NPSRMRNPPMASZoPawKaBfoG
[01:21] Somagu21: Jacques Flambè
[01:22] guardsheep2000: also known as the greatest firework known to man
I am not under crack. ~~Blob

Freelance Berzerker · Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:28 pm Post subject:

But whaddaya' know. Oree's heads end up in the Enner Beast's maw, who just happened to be hanging from the ceiling dracula-style. Next thing you know Enner be singin' like a diva, causing orc-general-cum-Lobh-se to...

dalboz · Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:33 pm Post subject:

eat the Enner Beast, who began to..,
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Freelance Berzerker · Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:44 am Post subject:

Dissolve into Lobh-se's belly, and while flailing about...

Atomic · Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:54 am Post subject:

he found a really big hunk of metal that looked like Blob...
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Freelance Berzerker · Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:50 am Post subject:

and read a change material scroll that just happened to wash by in front of him, changing the big hunk of metal into a big hunk of valpurium with a serrated edge. He swung hard with this improvised weapon...

Somagu · Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:35 am Post subject:

And this improvised weapon turned against him! It swung into his ugly face and he was scarred FOREVER, but just then
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FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!
Do not mess with the NPSRMRNPPMASZoPawKaBfoG
[01:21] Somagu21: Jacques Flambè
[01:22] guardsheep2000: also known as the greatest firework known to man
I am not under crack. ~~Blob