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AnjelikaM · Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 1 Location: Canada

In September has suddenly died my aunt, and it was to me as native mother.
I have not uttered any teardrop though it there was a greater loss! Also has begun: the FEAR is has started to operate me, instead of me. There are no forces - ABSOLUTELY! I should sit, stand, something to do. I feel constant weariness. Contrary to to all I WISH to live, I do not wish to be the madwoman!
What to me to do?

blob · Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:00 pm Post subject:

( Oops ! they did it again ! stupid bots... What to us to do ? )

Try suicide Shohona, you wont fear anything then!
Everybody knows Horns of bravery are a hundred times more efficient than proz*c. Its been scientifically proven. You can buy them here http://ivan.sourceforge.net/download.html

hope it helps Smile

Slob · wolf Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Posts: 358

Yah! Teach those spambots a lesson send them into GC with no fire protection or levitation!!!!!!!! Twisted Evil

blob · Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject:

They really deserve getting their own sprite in the game ! OHHHH i would so MUCH love to severe spambots limbs ! if there was spambots to dismember, i sure wont stop playing that game.

Atomic · Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject:

Blob, you are brilliant. The devs need to hear of this.

Spambots as monsters... What would their unique named be called?
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Scipio the Living Dead · giant mushroom Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 13

Their special ability would be logorrhea: their inane blabbering would reduce your intelligence or drive you mad (if only IVAN had a berserk state making you more liable to hit yet less liable to dodge!). A weaker version of the enner beast, to sum it up.

Oh yes. And they would speak with poor grammar, for the sake of accuracy.

Battleguy01 · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:09 am Post subject:

Somagu · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:17 am Post subject:

I am offended by your defacing of blob's art.

Just kidding, don't hurt me.
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Battleguy01 · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:01 am Post subject:

The spambots forced me to do it.

blob · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:37 pm Post subject:

i' d see them as some weird creatures with enormous mouth vomiting ( litteraly ) words .
1 spam bot could be considered a weaker version of the enner but they ALWAYS come in pack of 999 of them.

As for their boss, i have no funny idea Smile

The SpamGate ( where all original evil spam came from )
The SpamSpawns ( another name for the spambots )
The Spamaster ( the Ultimate Spam creature, spitting 666 words / minute )

Scipio the Living Dead · giant mushroom Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 13

Atomic · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject:

Nice, scip!
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blob · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject:

Scipio the Living Dead · giant mushroom Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 13

In Doom - wait no, Oblivion, daedra ("demons" though not quite so in TES lore) are invading Tamriel through big, fiery gates. You need to help close the gates in order to thwart Dagon's megalomaniac plans. Don't worry, I haven't played Oblivion either. It did catch my attention, but the scores of negative comments I've read in different forums dissuaded me from buying it.

blob · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:27 pm Post subject:

Yeah i wouldnt buy it either.